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I am MAD with Lucis Art…
Here are some of the preset I am using inside lightroom, it should work with all version but since I am using 1.3, I can only offer the install method for 1.2 and up.
so here are the example of the preset:
Update: please head on over to my new photoblog : http://vivianchungphotography.wordpress.com/ for lightroom preset download.
V: Hello…
T: Hi, my name is sherry and I am calling on behalf of BC hydro doing a “nothing but wasting your time” survey, might I ask how much would you think you would save on by turning something fiducially unimportant that you don’t really care for??
(early morning…no coffee in my system yet…I am sure she did say something which make perfect sense…I just didn’t and still don’t really care)
V:..hmm…not sure…You know, I don’t even think we PAY for hydro….
(by the time I am writing this, I have a pretty good darn idea that my san-java brain is thinking BC gas and not BC hydro..)
T:………hmm….yahmmm....then may I speak with the person who can make such decision or would know more…say, a manager and or the owner….
V: YES! There is such a person who make those decision…he is out of the the office now…
T: when will he be back? may be I can call back at a later time, or day (when you are not here….you stupid kid….)
V: well, he is out of town (playing golf..) for a while (be back by monday)….
T: oh, is he on a businesses trip? May be I should talk to your financial officer
V:…well, yes we have one of those too…but she NEVER works here….we are just a retail store….like, a place where money and good exchanges…so, no big shot accounting needed to be done on location like EVER.
T:….(total of 10 sec silent) well, thank you for your time then…
whole thing lasted for about 30 secs…..and I am pretty sure that they will never call again.
This is my new policy for telemarketer, never ask them to call back or leave a number…since the yellow pages guy DID called and left 5 messages while I was in the hospital back when I was still carrying Aidan. He actually called back and started to yell at me for not returning his sale call…YELLED.
My favorite lines of exchange between me and him is..
A.Hole: WHY didn’t anyone call me back? EXCUSE ME? IS this how you conduct business? I left messages with someone 5 times? I demand an explanation!
V: I am sorry, we have a policy to not to response to telemarketer, this phone is for customer use only….and really, you expect to get an answer for every cold sale call you make? really?
A.hole: Well, this is not a correct way to conduct a business! I DEMAND to speak to your manager…if someone call and ask you to call back, YOU DAMN RIGHT should call that person back..
V: (at this point…got really fed up and turned on the speaker phone) Well then, I can tell you right now that whatever you are selling, we are not interested…
A.hole: I DEMAND TO SPEAK TO THE OWNER…
V: well, you are on speaker phone…and he is in the room…so is like 5 of my customer….basically..the owner wants no interaction with you…Wait Wait…he does…he just Fliped you one over the phone…
A.hole: I am calling from the mighty YellowPages….
V:….oh and the other 5 people in the room agreed that you should really just crawl up into a ball and take a chill pill.
V:…oh and this conversation is being recorded and the owner of said recording is calling the Canadian Business Bureau……
A.hole:…..
V:…yes…and the owner said this is EXACTLY how we conducted our business. Oh and he wanted you to know that the sale rep over at CanadaPages really should send you a thank you card for the ad that we would definitely be putting on their phone book now. Wait..he said he would DEFINILY call your boss back this time…to tell him personally that he is never spending a cent on your company…JUST FOR YOU…
A.hole:…….
V:…are you crawling up like a ball now??
Well, if we don’t own you money, and have no interest in giving you money, and you are not buying nothing from me…don’t expect me to call you back Mr telemarketer.
Go prank call your college buddy please.
